Happy Movember

November is an important time of the year. It is when the Fall comes crashing in full-force, igniting the trees into colors beautiful and sulfuric, wizarding every latte into something pumpkin-based, and inundating commercials with Holiday themes weeks before they’re relevant much less necessary. It’s National Novel Writing Month or, as regulars call it, mimicking the speech patterns of victims who narrowly avoided drowning in vats of moonshine, it’s NaNoWriMo.

 

It’s also Movember–the time of the year when men have a less-flimsy than usual justification for not shaving.

 

Because doodling is as much a mental exercise as an illustrating one I, inspired by Meghan Trainor’s smash hit “All About That Bass,” switched the lyrics up to be about shaving. Go figure.

 

All About That Face

Because you know
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I am a hairy dude.
But I can shave it, shave it
Like I’m supposed to do.
But I got that beard beard that all the girls chase.
All the right ‘stache in all the right places.

I see the magazine workin’ that Photoshop.
We know those men have hair.
Why they ‘shop it off?
If you got beardy, beardy, just wax it up!
‘Cause every inch of it is perfect
From the chinstrap to the crop.

Yeah, my papa he told me don’t worry ’bout its size.
He says, “Girls like a little more beard for warmth at night.”
You know I won’t be no wax figure plastic no-hair Ken doll.
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along.

Because you know
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face

Hey!

I’m bringing beardy back!
Go ahead and tell them hairless bitches that.
No I’m just playing. I know you shave your back.
But I’m here to tell ya
Every inch of it is perfect
From the chinstrap to the crop.

Yeah, my papa he told me don’t worry ’bout its size.
He says, “Girls like a little more beard for warmth at night.”
You know I won’t be no wax figure plastic no-hair Ken doll.
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along.

Because you know
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face

Because you know
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, no stubble
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face

Because you know
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face, Movember
I’m all about that face
‘Bout that face
‘Bout that face, ’bout that face

Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this face!

 

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